I've moved on...
...to a different domain. Why, what were you thinking? The truth is, I just woke up one day and decided it's time for a change—a metamorphosis, if you will; or, in layman's terms, if Britney can shave her head, then maybe so can I? Nevertheless, it's been a rather handsome 10 years of talking to you, and thank you for putting up with all my moodswings and terrible dad jokes. Fear not! The hormonal imbalance and jokes are more terrible on CUBICLE, see you there.

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Sweater, Dress Zara Boots Bronx (Office Shoes) Bag DIY Studded on Vintage

Okay this is a pathetic excuse for a new layout. The aim was to have bigger pictures and get rid of the sidebar… which caused some problems because one just does not easily relocate a sidebar. It just refuses to go anywhere other than the side. Biatch. So – sorry to my linklist – I’ve put the blogroll in a separate page – it’ll be accessible from the top.

I just wanted to avoid the whole circus going on next to all the posts and people like me get easily distracted and start reading the category list and go all hey this doesn’t make sense.

Well anyway, welcome to the suckier version of my blog, please feel free to lug dead rats at me if you don’t like it, I’ll add it to the witchbrew and hopefully next time I’ll conjure up a better spell.

Looks like lots of bloggers are having fun at Bryant Park, can’t wait for LFW… Planning to camp outside the Science Museum in South Kensington come March.

Before I say anything, I just wanted to say thank you for the comments on the previous DIY post. It’s so encouraging, seriously.

I did come to know though, that the Rodarte DIY was done weeks ago by many bloggers including the wonderful Tiffany from SixSixSick (check out her DIY here), and I’m simply (unfashionably?) late. Well, as the French would say, Je suis en retard.

Anyway. Topshop says they can’t live without this one shoulder dress, so being the perfect subject for propaganda and brainwashing, I just went and bought it, broke and all. If I were a middle-aged housewife in Arizona I would probably also buy the Automatic Deodrant Spritzer they sell on Home Shopping TV.

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Dress Topshop Vest Korean Purse, Drop Crotch pants Zara Shoes Chloe

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When is this green thing coming to stores!?! (Not that I’ll spend £90 on it) Btw, Miss Selfridge is loaded with zipper stuff, every other garment has visible zippers – a bit late again, but hey, I see you heading there anyway : P

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I’ve received an amazing portrait of me drawn by the talented Stasia Kato! Thanks so much, I am soo honoured, I seriously want to have hair like that in the drawing ;) Check out her deviant art gallery here!

Alright, I promise I’m done now. Just one more thing – this could be a little strange, but I was just really curious:
(If you’re a highschool student, use your aspirations)

If I could control this maniac poll design, I would.
Have a great weekend everyone!

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Jacket Korean Dress Zara Scarf River Island Boots Asos.com Bag Topshop

So I’ve been tagged, except I’m this late in responding because I couldn’t figure out if I’m it then am I meant to run around trying to catch people so they’re out… or is this like the baton stick where you’re meant to run around in a circle and beat the next person up? I’ll just shut up and get on with it.

I’m gonna skip out on the 6 things that make you happy, because of sleep deprivation I have this what’choo lookin’ at, punk? look on my face which will have a hard time pooping out 6 things that make me happy.

so 16 Random Facts:

1/ Christian.
2/ Practically grew up in Poland but cannot speak the language. This fact also hangs first on my hall of shame.
3/ Second World War freak, I’m more familiar with rifles than fashion designers.
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Hate drinking cold juice/soft drinks from a mug.
5/ Once kidnapped the neighbour’s cat (she was abandoned!)
6/ Deathly allergic to cats.
7/ HAHAHAHA. I was a vocal in a rockband in highschool. Very funny.
8/ Moleskine Freak
9/ Disagree to own anything Apple, ipod, itouch, iphone, macbook…etc.
10/ Despise Hello Kitty – Most graphic designers and illustrators generally do. I prefer Miffy, better colour palette, for one.
11/ I’m a semi-emo. (read: bad music taste?) Okay okay, I like metal. (excuse their lame-ass CD cover, metal bands have no concept of aesthetics)
12/ Can sleep 18 hours straight.
13/ The only celebrity I ever met was Dita Von Teese in Warsaw airport. Poor woman, no one recognised her there.
14/ Regretting Vogue UK subscription.
15/ Despite the level of sarcasm in my blood, I love Disney and would one day love to break out in a song in the middle of the street.
16/ I live in a Victorian school conversion flat, that’s probably the coolest thing I’ll ever say in my life.

Sorry for being such a boring person. I’m gonna tag Emily and Adele, because I know they take pain like men. RAWRR.

Now excuse me, I have to go fix the bulletpoint style in css.

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Jacket, Skirt H&M Tshirt Zara Leggings AA
Boots DIY Studded Scarf FCUK

All-nighter again. Thanks scarf, that was a good nap in the train, good pillow. I dream of being horizontal and snoring.

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Tshirt H&M Skirt Republic.co.uk Boots Zara Bag Solar Harnesses AllSaints

I pulled an all-nighter last night doing something that the tutor looked at for 5 minutes. So I slept through half the workshop, all the while pretending to code a program, which in the end consisted of something like ‘ddddwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww’ and kept giving errors…I have a W imprinted on my cheek, if you look closely you might even see the tip of the Q and a slight peak of A.

The rest of the half I spent it with Akinator, the Web Genie playing charades, (I’m serious, he guesses right ALL THE TIME) and honked a laugh at him when he didn’t know who Erin Wasson was. (Try using the models, you’ll beat him always.) Oh, if you want the whole class and the tutor’s attention, laugh out loud at a web genie, and maybe punch the air a few times hissing YESSS YESS.