Leather Jacket Asos Top, Shoes Topshop Pants MNG Bag DIY studded on Vintage Scarf Fabric-cut

Ellen noticed this while we were walking to get some grub the other day. To Holborn, 8 minutes; to Covent Garden, 1 minute; and to W/C 24 hours.

Very hormonal and underslept right now, if you sniff closer you may catch a whiff of bitchiness. I think I can barely take just about everything except hearing automatic music played in blogs where I rather close the tab/window than go look for the player that is always hidden in the vaguest of places. I think this may be a good time to be a graphic designer and write a list of things not-to-do in blogdesign. Stuff like what fonts to avoid, background colours or header heights. Of course with a bit of bitchiness sprinkled on top of it. At your service, soon.

My laziness has taken itself to the next level: 10 fingernails is just too many to cut.

Jacket Vintage Fur Tshirt I Don’t Like Mondays Pants All Saints Shoes H&M Bag Pollini

That’s the most attention I’ll get from a dog, I’m afraid. Either that or object of desire. Oh I need me a clingy puppy that cleans its own poop and does my laundry.

I won this little Paul & Joe eyeshadow+nailpolish set from a random-select giveaway at the delightful Luphia Loves… blog! (Thanks Tina!) These are the most pink items I’ve ever owned in my adult life, methinks. You see, I take Vitamin Awww in pills but I guess this could do for a natural healthy dose.

Blazer Vintage Christian Dior through BlackLunaVintage
Zipper Top, bag Topshop Jeans Zara Shoes H&M

The blazer arrived, it’s le shizz. The shoulderpads are scaring children away but I think its all part of the fun, who doesn’t want to look buff like a rugby jockey? As friendly as I am with my scissors and diy tools, I won’t dare hacking into this beautiful piece for a shoulderbone operation – I’m quite sure it won’t disassemble as easy as IKEA furniture.

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Guess what I got today.

Topshop Unique Heels, Emma Cook Boots

Complete coincidence, I promise. Although starting to have doubts about that Saturday über-secret-tip –  how are they already sold out in stores if stock comes in tomorrow. Online warehouse should be a different case, hopefully they’ll be fully stocked tomorrow online. Fingers crossed for those on the lookout.

As I expected, the Topshop Unique Heels don’t fit me. I chose, with great reluctance may I say, to buy a UK5 because I can’t stand fingerwidth gap behind feet wearing big shoes – but this is just too small… I’ll be selling them in Park&Cubicle Bazaar soon, please feel free to want them and kill over them. That would make me very happy.

Oh yes, I hereby give everyone who reads this blog, permission to call me a deceitful scumbag if I declare I went shopping again this month.

Sweater, Pants Zara Tshirt H&M Shoes DIY Vintage Studded

I saw two pigeons giving eachother piggyback-rides today while passing a park in a bus. Strangely obscene.

PIEGON PORN, cover your eyes child. I wish I had whipped out my camera but the bus was in a race with a racing car, or something.

Yessss sorry, those boots AGAIN, but those are about the only pair of flat shoes I have for winter…

For some asking who takes the pictures, I enslave a piggy dictator called Ellen, and occasionally a tripod when she’s too busy bossing around her pig minions. Thanks Ellen <3

Sweater Vintage Silk Tunic, Bag Topshop Tights mytights.com Platformless-uncomfortable-as-butt-4-inch Boots Asos.com Skirt Dorothy Perkins

So my gas and electricity bills came. To tell the truth I have been naughty and kept the boiler running for hours and hours until I was sweating and turned on all the lights so my flat would look like some office supplies superstore (FLUORESCENT WHITE LIGHT). Except, when I opened the bills, trembling, I found out I happen to have CREDIT for low gas/electricity usage. I guess I don’t have to sell the landlord’s leather sofa after all.

The heels on those boots are so high that after dismount the Russian judge gave me a score of 8.6.