I hesitated for exactly a second and three quarters, then paid the £100 (and a pair of white tights just to make up for free shipping, which I didn’t get thanks to student discount making it go under £100, wtfruitcake). Well, who knew I could be such a sugah mommah like that.

Topshop Unique SS09

I got the black ones, I just couldn’t access the page because it was oh so towtally sold out within a day. Topshop you cheeky bastard.
The tactic of acquiring a Topshop Unique item is quite simple: refresh the site every 10 minutes for updates. No pee breaks.

Clearly, I have no life.

Also, don’t ever hesitate for more than five seconds because your size will be gone-o by then.

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Also scored this Christian Dior blazer from ebay.

Christian Dior Militant Blazer – Black Luna Vintage

Still pretty dumbstruck that I paid $9.99 for a Christian Dior piece (shipping $26…oops). I just realised I have quite the jacket/blazer collection – enough that if chucked in a bonfire, it would make a very happy beach festival.

Check out Black Luna Vintage ebay store of Lidia Luna, her ebay store is full of avant garde to demure but edgy pieces, her blog is so stylishly moody too.

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Elle UK Accessories booklet pg 59

Anyone see this being sold yet? Or do I have to revisit store every 10 minutes? Gotta see it in person, the flower thing in the heel is a bit meh but the straps are so sexay..

Hope everyone had a fun valentines.

Jacket Gery Webber Top FCUK Belt & Pants H&M Boots Bronx – Office Shoes Bag Topshop

I always wonder everytime I go food shopping, these:

Does the kitteh come with the package?

I’m just kidding.

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PARK & Cubicle Bazaar is open, I was ‘inspired’ by lulu’s Shoes and your Mom that I decided to do it too, yeah I suck big time. Please help out this poor soul, she is in need of third kidney and lacking funds for an operation!

Kidding again, I’m just in debt to my parents… and lost feetfat.

click click, shopping time!

Before I say anything, I just wanted to say thank you for the comments on the previous DIY post. It’s so encouraging, seriously.

I did come to know though, that the Rodarte DIY was done weeks ago by many bloggers including the wonderful Tiffany from SixSixSick (check out her DIY here), and I’m simply (unfashionably?) late. Well, as the French would say, Je suis en retard.

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Anyway. Topshop says they can’t live without this one shoulder dress, so being the perfect subject for propaganda and brainwashing, I just went and bought it, broke and all. If I were a middle-aged housewife in Arizona I would probably also buy the Automatic Deodrant Spritzer they sell on Home Shopping TV.

Dress Topshop Vest Korean Purse, Drop Crotch pants Zara Shoes Chloe

When is this green thing coming to stores!?! (Not that I’ll spend £90 on it) Btw, Miss Selfridge is loaded with zipper stuff, every other garment has visible zippers – a bit late again, but hey, I see you heading there anyway : P

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I’ve received an amazing portrait of me drawn by the talented Stasia Kato! Thanks so much, I am soo honoured, I seriously want to have hair like that in the drawing ;) Check out her deviant art gallery here!

Alright, I promise I’m done now. Just one more thing – this could be a little strange, but I was just really curious:
(If you’re a highschool student, use your aspirations)

If I could control this maniac poll design, I would.
Have a great weekend everyone!

Jacket Korean Dress Zara Scarf River Island Boots Asos.com Bag Topshop

So I’ve been tagged, except I’m this late in responding because I couldn’t figure out if I’m it then am I meant to run around trying to catch people so they’re out… or is this like the baton stick where you’re meant to run around in a circle and beat the next person up? I’ll just shut up and get on with it.

I’m gonna skip out on the 6 things that make you happy, because of sleep deprivation I have this what’choo lookin’ at, punk? look on my face which will have a hard time pooping out 6 things that make me happy.

so 16 Random Facts:

1/ Christian.
2/ Practically grew up in Poland but cannot speak the language. This fact also hangs first on my hall of shame.
3/ Second World War freak, I’m more familiar with rifles than fashion designers.
4/ Hate drinking cold juice/soft drinks from a mug.
5/ Once kidnapped the neighbour’s cat (she was abandoned!)
6/ Deathly allergic to cats.
7/ HAHAHAHA. I was a vocal in a rockband in highschool. Very funny.
8/ Moleskine Freak
9/ Disagree to own anything Apple, ipod, itouch, iphone, macbook…etc.
10/ Despise Hello Kitty – Most graphic designers and illustrators generally do. I prefer Miffy, better colour palette, for one.
11/ I’m a semi-emo. (read: bad music taste?) Okay okay, I like metal. (excuse their lame-ass CD cover, metal bands have no concept of aesthetics)
12/ Can sleep 18 hours straight.
13/ The only celebrity I ever met was Dita Von Teese in Warsaw airport. Poor woman, no one recognised her there.
14/ Regretting Vogue UK subscription.
15/ Despite the level of sarcasm in my blood, I love Disney and would one day love to break out in a song in the middle of the street.
16/ I live in a Victorian school conversion flat, that’s probably the coolest thing I’ll ever say in my life.

Sorry for being such a boring person. I’m gonna tag Emily and Adele, because I know they take pain like men. RAWRR.

Now excuse me, I have to go fix the bulletpoint style in css.

Some recent shopping:

Topshop (thru ebay) T-bars MUJI crisp white long shirt, Heat-resistant tea-filter glass

If I could, I would have a muji kitchen, muji bedroom, muji life. GRRr.

Also got these to wear together:

Urban Outfitters Sherpa Vest, AllSaints Leather Harness

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I think there might be a loose wire in my brain somewhere because when I was trying to comment on someone’s blog I mistyped word verification about 7 times and had to press the disabled icon to listen to an Indian accent reading a string of numbers. Go try, it’s kinda funny.