I've moved on...
...to a different domain. Why, what were you thinking? The truth is, I just woke up one day and decided it's time for a change—a metamorphosis, if you will; or, in layman's terms, if Britney can shave her head, then maybe so can I? Nevertheless, it's been a rather handsome 10 years of talking to you, and thank you for putting up with all my moodswings and terrible dad jokes. Fear not! The hormonal imbalance and jokes are more terrible on CUBICLE, see you there.

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Leather Jacket Asos Top, Shoes Topshop Pants MNG Bag DIY studded on Vintage Scarf Fabric-cut

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Ellen noticed this while we were walking to get some grub the other day. To Holborn, 8 minutes; to Covent Garden, 1 minute; and to W/C 24 hours.

Very hormonal and underslept right now, if you sniff closer you may catch a whiff of bitchiness. I think I can barely take just about everything except hearing automatic music played in blogs where I rather close the tab/window than go look for the player that is always hidden in the vaguest of places. I think this may be a good time to be a graphic designer and write a list of things not-to-do in blogdesign. Stuff like what fonts to avoid, background colours or header heights. Of course with a bit of bitchiness sprinkled on top of it. At your service, soon.

My laziness has taken itself to the next level: 10 fingernails is just too many to cut.

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Coat Zara Scarf Urban Outfitters Pants All Saints Shoes Topshop
Bag DIY Studded Vintage Tshirt I Don’t Like Mondays

Random boy jumped into my sacred outfit shoot. In two years’ time he will see this post over his girlfriend’s shoulders and say hey that’s me and they’ll get into a fight about why he was with another girl.

The jeans are actually light blue with curry stain-like yellow spots in places as part of the design. No wonder I picked it up from All Saints for £17. Noone picks up anything from AllSaints for that price.

Dramatic excuses like my boiler turned into a hunky man so I had to go on emergency caribbean cruise.

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Blazer Vintage Christian Dior through BlackLunaVintage
Zipper Top, bag Topshop Jeans Zara Shoes H&M

The blazer arrived, it’s le shizz. The shoulderpads are scaring children away but I think its all part of the fun, who doesn’t want to look buff like a rugby jockey? As friendly as I am with my scissors and diy tools, I won’t dare hacking into this beautiful piece for a shoulderbone operation – I’m quite sure it won’t disassemble as easy as IKEA furniture.

Guess what I got today.

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Topshop Unique Heels, Emma Cook Boots

Complete coincidence, I promise. Although starting to have doubts about that Saturday über-secret-tip –  how are they already sold out in stores if stock comes in tomorrow. Online warehouse should be a different case, hopefully they’ll be fully stocked tomorrow online. Fingers crossed for those on the lookout.

As I expected, the Topshop Unique Heels don’t fit me. I chose, with great reluctance may I say, to buy a UK5 because I can’t stand fingerwidth gap behind feet wearing big shoes – but this is just too small… I’ll be selling them in Park&Cubicle Bazaar soon, please feel free to want them and kill over them. That would make me very happy.

Oh yes, I hereby give everyone who reads this blog, permission to call me a deceitful scumbag if I declare I went shopping again this month.

Let me share some shopping links, I shall make this visit of yours productive.

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I Don’t Like Mondays

Not the prettiest prices but their sale can be good.

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Dr Martens Solid Colour Oki-Ni

Is it wrong to want these? I want some wtf shoes.

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Topshop Stud Detail Shopper £85

Or a pink bag?

I actually went to Topshop to feel this lady up, and found out it’s actually really heavy. It’s those items if you found on ebay the shopping costs would be bigger than the item price. It’s not that pretty in real life anyway. £85 well saved. Not that I have £85.

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Diesel AW09 photo stolen from IS MENTAL thanks

This made it clear that I do want to wear my underwear outside my pants, just need to find the right garter belt that doesn’t look like grandma’s panties. White linen may look good on white jeans. Thoughts? everything sounds good on paper anyway.

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Tulle Petticoat dress Ebay shop Rock n roll Years

That’s a good ebay shop for tulle dresses.

Tomorrow is another deadline, so no sleep again I guess. I think I may be in love with my typography tutor though. Not disclosing his name in here because I know everyone googles their name at one point in time and I would like to graduate peacefully thanks.

Secret tip to pretty visitors that actually read: Emma Cook boots are coming into Topshop on the day before the day after tomorrow plus another 3 days minus 1. You figure it out MYUAHAHA.

Saturday. Don’t tell anyone. And I have first dibs. Lay off the peach and white pair!

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Jacket h^m Pants zara Bag Tophop Belt & Shirt Mum’s Shoes Vintage diy studded

Three all-nighters in a row, can’t string up words for sentence so here’s an attempt and . and hello I may be perfect to fly to NY or Seoul right now as my day and night has decided to swap seats. do you know what not sleeping does to your face, gravity holds dearly and pulls, so you look like you melted a bit,

punctuation marks live in the day it seem.s bye shopping time

sleeping time, i mean