Cardigan, Pants Zara | Cropped Top, Shoes H&M | Dress, Bag Topshop | Scarf, Belt Korea

Sorry, midriff not available as it resembles bloated chicken breast.

Friend: You look like a ladder.

Me: I look like a ladder?

Friend: Yeah, you know, with the blue genie and monkey and the carpety thing.

Chanel Two-tone Tights photo via Limelife.com

Asos Two-tone Tights

Finally a more down-to-earth rendition of the Chanel two-tone tights ($220), these are only £10 in ASOS! I do remember there was an Urban Outfitters alternative with sheer front panels but I’m liking these better.

Sorreh, boring holiday outfit.
Jacket Gmarket | Sweaterdress H&M | Jeansleggings Topshop | Shoes Aldo

Check out mermaid on the rocks pose, ain’t it rockin’? Err I tried luring sailors except there are no sailors, only seagulls – and they’re not accepting me into their L33T Sealife clique yet. What a tight pack (of sh*t). One flew over earlier and told me they usually prefer barechested mermaids.

Um as promised:

<SQUEEL!>

Jacket H&M | Tunic, Bag Topshop | Pants Gmarket | Shoes Aldo

M(le boyfriend): Why are the pigeons flocking around that girl?

S: Well because Ugg boots look like bread.

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I’m going away for New Word Alive starting Monday and will be coming back Saturday, it’ll be like a small holiday for the blog. Except I’m taking my tiny laptop and mobile broadband so technically I’m not really going anywhere. You can’t get rid of me that easily. I’ll be definitely slow on replies and answers though. so bye :)

Jacket, Shoes H&M Top FCUK Pants DIY slashed Uniqlo Bag Topshop Scarf Gift

I imagine wearing these pants in the summer would eventually tan my legs so they look like grilled salmon.

Vacation, spring, trip to Warsaw and New Word Alive just around the corner, just have to make that sharp turn… So much work still to do!
(Ellen, your hormonal friend would very much like a chestnut roll tomorrow kthxbye <3)

Jacket KappAhl Top, Leggings Topshop Belt Mum’s Shoes H&M Hat Christie’s (The Hat Company ebay) Bag DIY Studded Vintage

The blog was starting to look like an essay blog, huh. Sorry about the last post, I promise I’m usually a very forgiving, cheery person! :D I just don’t like when people challenge my knowledge in my own damn profession. I know my shizzle, that’s why I get paid for it.

Beautiful weather in London today btw, looks like spring is finally coming around.

(Check out The Hat Company ebay store for high quality bowler hats by Christie’s. Handmade with beautiful lining, and at £25, so affordable.)