Jacket Zara | Dress worn as top H&M | Pants Urban Outfitters
Shoes DIY studded Vitnage | Bag Pollini | Scarf Fabric from Clothhouse

I went fabric shopping the other day, searching for a new 1m to fling around my neck and call it a scarf. Ended up getting some black sheer fabric for a skirt idea, bit of soft black leather for leather garter maybe and a metre of khaki army-esque fabric for the neck.

Now watch me fail with the sewing machine.

Doris, my sewing machine, chainsmokes and spits in the flowerpot. The area under her armpit is always dark and she wears mules around the house. We do not get along very well.

Jacket, Shoes H&M Top FCUK Pants DIY slashed Uniqlo Bag Topshop Scarf Gift

I imagine wearing these pants in the summer would eventually tan my legs so they look like grilled salmon.

Vacation, spring, trip to Warsaw and New Word Alive just around the corner, just have to make that sharp turn… So much work still to do!
(Ellen, your hormonal friend would very much like a chestnut roll tomorrow kthxbye <3)

Jacket KappAhl Top, Leggings Topshop Belt Mum’s Shoes H&M Hat Christie’s (The Hat Company ebay) Bag DIY Studded Vintage

The blog was starting to look like an essay blog, huh. Sorry about the last post, I promise I’m usually a very forgiving, cheery person! :D I just don’t like when people challenge my knowledge in my own damn profession. I know my shizzle, that’s why I get paid for it.

Beautiful weather in London today btw, looks like spring is finally coming around.

(Check out The Hat Company ebay store for high quality bowler hats by Christie’s. Handmade with beautiful lining, and at £25, so affordable.)

Jacket Vintage Fur Tshirt I Don’t Like Mondays Pants All Saints Shoes H&M Bag Pollini

That’s the most attention I’ll get from a dog, I’m afraid. Either that or object of desire. Oh I need me a clingy puppy that cleans its own poop and does my laundry.

I won this little Paul & Joe eyeshadow+nailpolish set from a random-select giveaway at the delightful Luphia Loves… blog! (Thanks Tina!) These are the most pink items I’ve ever owned in my adult life, methinks. You see, I take Vitamin Awww in pills but I guess this could do for a natural healthy dose.

Sweater-Jacket Zara Dress H&M Pants Korean Shoes Ebay Scarf Fabricstore diy

We celebrated our 4th Anniversary today, my darling stubborn Polish boyfriend and I.

We walked from Canary Wharf to Covent garden along the Thames, which is about 5.2miles/8.32km according to Google Map, occasionally stopping to observe pigeon porn by the river or to gobble up our picnic-on-wheels. (Which drew the pornstar pigeons closer, so we fled) Then came the traditional Mexican dinner – having walked 1/5 of a marathon, we asked for one of each and licked all plates clean. Took a bus home, both 6 months pregnant with burritos and nachos, boyfriend almost went into premature labour with a burp. My I think we do make a good couple.

New shoes!:

H&M, Combat Boots (Ebay)

Finally found those H&M shoes, after literally revisiting the store almost everyday (major advantage of having school in centre of London). The flower thing in the heels and front panel really aren’t that bad, the double straps are really what’s worth it.
The combat boots from ebay are actual military issue, so they’re rock heavy but sturdy. Score for £5! I didn’t want to get ye olde Doc Martens so I searched for combat boots on ebay – luckily men’s size 6 is rather rare and not many are interested in them.

So here’s an Ebay tip, If your shoe size is UK6/7 (US8.5/9.5), there are plenty of quality leather boots and vintage DocMartens floating around with dirtcheap starting bids desperately trying to attract men with small feet. Shoesize-wise, in the UK it’s the same, men’s size 6 = women’s size 6; but in the US men’s size 6 = women’s size 8, difference of two.

Everyone having a good weekend?