I've moved on...
...to a different domain. Why, what were you thinking? The truth is, I just woke up one day and decided it's time for a change—a metamorphosis, if you will; or, in layman's terms, if Britney can shave her head, then maybe so can I? Nevertheless, it's been a rather handsome 10 years of talking to you, and thank you for putting up with all my moodswings and terrible dad jokes. Fear not! The hormonal imbalance and jokes are more terrible on CUBICLE, see you there.

Rodarte S/S 2009 through Style.com

What you’ll need:
Cutting board, ruler, white gel pen (or any fabric marker), scalpel or fabric scissors, pattern, victim leggings, and about five bucketload and a half of patience.

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I was going to explain how to do the maths of the grid, till I realised I don’t know past addition and subtraction.

Print out the pattern on heavy paper.

Cut out only the grey area and discard cutouts.

Using the template, turn the leggings inside-ou and mark pattern where you wish to cut.

Using scalpel or scissors, cut out the pattern. Scissors are about 304 times easier and faster to operate. Oh, NEVER stretch and cut. Always cut at the natural tension.
Repeat for both legs (Actually, I tried it on when I was done with one leg and that was pretty dang cool too. If your bucket of patience decides to evaporate or boil out, then you could stop there and rock the demi look)

Fabric tips: I chose a elastic/semi-shiny leggings… Well, If you want to add another 5 hours sealing off the edges with a candle, don’t get them. Rodarte obviously had theirs laser-cut, so there’s no beating that. Also avoid cotton leggings as well – mucho fray and no easy way of seal. The best would be semi-thick material (faux leather or semi-shiny pvc) which doesn’t have too much elasticity.

Too much elasticity may end up in making the diamonds look like round holes which is just a glorified fishnet. Mine’s semi like that, you probably can see…

Goood duck!

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I was going to do an ausssum DIY today but the boyfriend decided to come over and go all Why won’t you play with mee so I’m dragged to a corner to see some rubber ball bounce against the wall.

I’ll be back as soon as I can convince him that it’s sleepy time.

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Jacket Korean Dress Zara Scarf River Island Boots Asos.com Bag Topshop

So I’ve been tagged, except I’m this late in responding because I couldn’t figure out if I’m it then am I meant to run around trying to catch people so they’re out… or is this like the baton stick where you’re meant to run around in a circle and beat the next person up? I’ll just shut up and get on with it.

I’m gonna skip out on the 6 things that make you happy, because of sleep deprivation I have this what’choo lookin’ at, punk? look on my face which will have a hard time pooping out 6 things that make me happy.

so 16 Random Facts:

1/ Christian.
2/ Practically grew up in Poland but cannot speak the language. This fact also hangs first on my hall of shame.
3/ Second World War freak, I’m more familiar with rifles than fashion designers.
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Hate drinking cold juice/soft drinks from a mug.
5/ Once kidnapped the neighbour’s cat (she was abandoned!)
6/ Deathly allergic to cats.
7/ HAHAHAHA. I was a vocal in a rockband in highschool. Very funny.
8/ Moleskine Freak
9/ Disagree to own anything Apple, ipod, itouch, iphone, macbook…etc.
10/ Despise Hello Kitty – Most graphic designers and illustrators generally do. I prefer Miffy, better colour palette, for one.
11/ I’m a semi-emo. (read: bad music taste?) Okay okay, I like metal. (excuse their lame-ass CD cover, metal bands have no concept of aesthetics)
12/ Can sleep 18 hours straight.
13/ The only celebrity I ever met was Dita Von Teese in Warsaw airport. Poor woman, no one recognised her there.
14/ Regretting Vogue UK subscription.
15/ Despite the level of sarcasm in my blood, I love Disney and would one day love to break out in a song in the middle of the street.
16/ I live in a Victorian school conversion flat, that’s probably the coolest thing I’ll ever say in my life.

Sorry for being such a boring person. I’m gonna tag Emily and Adele, because I know they take pain like men. RAWRR.

Now excuse me, I have to go fix the bulletpoint style in css.

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Jacket, Skirt H&M Tshirt Zara Leggings AA
Boots DIY Studded Scarf FCUK

All-nighter again. Thanks scarf, that was a good nap in the train, good pillow. I dream of being horizontal and snoring.

A few things on my mind:

1/Urban Original

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Urban Original first | second

Being a cheapass and all, Urban Original, goJane.net, cutesyshoes.com…are sites I frequent. Then again with the international shipping a pair of $30 shoes can end up costing as much as Topshop shoes…so I never buy. The last reminded me of those impossible-to-get Chloe multi-straps…

2/ Aldo

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Okay I really want the first one, too bad I’m close to broke right now…

3/ Rawr

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Ebay

Found during my regular loitering around of ebay hunting for the perfect nipple tassles. (I’m just kidding about this, wow so many are taking me seriously.) Reminded me of Alexander Wang’s zipper pants! Kinda.

4/ TATA NAKA

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TATA NAKA thru Amelie Boutique

Beautifully simple zipper detail dresses from TATA NAKA. I stumbled upon Amelie Boutique not so long ago, although the prices aren’t so pretty, they stock some unique independant designer pieces.

On an ending note, I think it’s pretty safe to say that around 70% of fashion blog readers don’t really read. No, I don’t mean in a rural villages of Ural mountains illiterate, but just scroll-grazing through pictures, deny-to-dissect-chunk-of-text type. For those who actually read down till here, hey congrats, you can read, here’s a badge for you:

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My point is, I really appreciate those who actually read what I say, just wanted to say THANKS ♥.